Thursday, February 3, 2011

Prison Vs Work

I received this email from my colleague today.

We are boring, don't have works anymore but still have to stay until 2 pm until Chennai Team in. Let me share with you the facts between Prison and Work :)

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON you get three meals a day.

AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON you get your own toilet.

AT WORK you have to share with some idiot who pees on the toilet.

IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK you can't speak to your family.

IN PRISON all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.

AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxesfrom your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK they are called managers

It's better live in prison than works ya? Haha. BIG NO TO PRISON!! Stay away from prison and stay happy in the working life even its too stressful to be live in. Wee~~

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